russiacore:

me when i thought i was straight: I will never cook for my h*sband. I will need one who knows how to because i intend to never learn how to fry an egg.

me now, gay: I cant wait to make my wife nutritious breakfast with a perfect cream latte to bed every day and a feasty dinner as well as a sweet but healthy desert. I must learn how to make a perfect loaf of herbal bread now, so i can serve my wife her favorite garlic bread.

(via loglady92)

  1. dorkyfemme reblogged this from ropucha
  2. ropucha reblogged this from ropucha
  3. mydreamsdejavu reblogged this from melanncolia
  4. melanncolia reblogged this from kinkysappho
  5. suspiries reblogged this from dirtdogmoved
  6. npqn reblogged this from occasionalpigeon
  7. occasionalpigeon reblogged this from viiruslik
  8. matharadical reblogged this from petitetimidgay
  9. wyylanvaneck reblogged this from hosnack
  10. kunafaqueen reblogged this from justanotherveganmuslim
  11. xxr0ck-c4nd13zxx reblogged this from pleasefeedthebirds
  12. puzzleddragon02 reblogged this from magicmoon65
  13. magicmoon65 reblogged this from elaine-spades
  14. baejoys reblogged this from elaine-spades
  15. elaine-spades reblogged this from internetcrybabyshelley
  16. sa2ha posted this
Credit