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Brooke’s looks graded based on how lesbian they are

Neon Detox: 11/10

yes, she started out strong, very slick, very lesbian superhero, love that. chic high class dyke haircut, lovely.

Hot Mother: 10/10

Absolutely fucking hot with the fucking short haircut and the purple eyeshadow that’s probably matching her tanga. she has a mommy kink and wants you to know it. legend.

Black Widow: 9/10

killed her rich husband to get the money and spoil her new younger girlfriend. wait isn’t that the plot of Malamente?

Chantalle: 4/10

not very lesbian, nails too long. one of those straight girls that make out with other girls just for show. still kinda hot. strong arms.

God: 98/10

Fuck. She’s the one. The lesbian. The only thing bigger than her earrings is her strap, which is ENORMOUS.

Dance Teacher: 8/10

Teaches Ballet and keeps you after class to show you how to plie better or some shit, you aren’t even listening because she’s always wearing black leggings. Love the fringe.

Wow: 50/10

she’s just… it. she sits on her girlfriend’s face, pulls on her hair and calls her names till she cries and they both love every second of it. The Evil Dream Femme Girlfriend.

The Legend: ∞/10

unbeatable.