potbarbie666:

potbarbie666:

potbarbie666:

potbarbie666:

i just love that little secret all women share. i love that even when a man thinks he’s got a woman who worships the ground he walks on, when he thinks he has complete control, that he’s the ultimate voice of authority and that he shits gold, that woman will privately know he’s stupid. even if she never says it, she’ll know

womanhood is actually just an extended piece of performance art called “yes, mister, you are very smart”

now you males out there may be thinking “but barbie, if that were true then wouldn’t all women be oscar-worthy actresses?” the answer is no. we don’t actually need to be good at pretending. that’s how dumb y’all are.

you may also be thinking “well *I* can tell when a woman is just placating or patronizing me”. that is also false. if you can tell, it’s because she wants you to know she’s making fun of you.

(via cafexuada)